OK~
這絕對是繼Kristen懷孕的八卦消息之後最白癡的新聞了...
美國知名八卦誌National Enquire前天報導了一則標聳動的消息:
「羅伯派丁森的媽媽想要他和克莉絲汀史都華生小孩!」
內容說到有『關係者』指出Rob媽覺得如果Rob有了小孩以後心就會比較定下來...
還說她非常喜歡Kristen，也已經把她當成媳婦看...
Kristen甚至還說要和Rob一起班到倫敦住，這樣她們可以和家人更親一點...
我已經笑到沒力氣罵人了!!
有網友馬上依照了報導的語氣寫了下面這一則新聞:
ROBERT PATTINSON'S DECEASED DOG, PATTY WANTS KRISTEN AND ROB'S BABY TO BE NAMED AFTER HIM
article by: James&Glasses
羅伯派丁森已過世的狗Patty想要Rob和Kristen的小孩以他的名字來命名
Sources say that "Rob's dog, Patty has reportedly haunt Rob's dreams ever since he accidentally place one of his socks on Kristen's pie." Looks like not only his mum is wanting Kristen in the family! But also his dead dog! I guess Kristen and Rob will be introducing their very own Lochness Monster this summer!
ROBERT PATTINSON world renowned actor from Twilight and his haughty girlfriend KRISTEN STEWART may just be in a deep relationship after all!
以Twilight而聞名全球的影星羅伯派丁森和他那傲慢的女友克莉絲汀史都華的關係很可能會有更進一步的發展!
根據消息來源說:「Rob的狗，Patty據報自從某次Rob不小心把一隻襪子放到Kristen的派以後(嗯，我想這應該不是字面上的意思...)，他就不停托夢給Rob。」看來不只是Rob的媽一人希望Kristen趕快成為一家人!連他死去的狗也是!!我猜Kristen和Rob今年的夏天很快的就會將屬於他們自己的尼斯湖水怪介紹給大家!
國外網友的幽默感...真的是很絕!!
還是回到正常一點的話題...
我們的人類朋友Anna雖然與金球獎最佳女配角失之交臂，
但是她目前可說是媒體的新寵兒!!
光是仗著和『連續兩屆時人雜誌選出全球最性感男性』以及『現任全世界最性感男星以及海地災民救世主』(好啦，最後一個是我胡謅的)同台合作過，
她就成了媒體爭相訪問的對象!
日前華爾街日報有一篇Anna的專訪，裡面有提到「送雜誌事件」的後續...
I loved that you pitted Robert Pattinson and George Clooney against each other. How did Pattinson react after Clooney sent him that Esquire cover that said “Dear Rob: Thanks for all the inspiration. I’m a huge fan. Love, George (two-time Sexiest Man Alive)”?
I think Robert was just relieved that George thought it was funny. He was hesitant to do it because he was afraid that he’ll come off as a jerk. It was my idea to have Robert send George his GQ cover.
記者: 我喜歡你挑起了羅伯派丁森和喬治克隆尼之間的戰火。派丁森在收到克隆尼送的寫著"兩度全世界最性感男得主"的雜誌後是什麼反應?
Anna: 我想Rob對於喬治認為這很好笑一事感到鬆了一口氣。一開始做這一件事時他很遲疑，因為他怕人家會覺得他根本是個自大狂。送Rob的GQ封面雜誌給喬治其實是我的主意。
我要說: Anna，幹得好啊!! 因為這個小故事實在是太爆笑了!!
另外在某脫口秀節目中主持人用了稍微不同的方法詢問Anna對這兩位性感男的認識...
最近剛好學會了怎麼抓影片，所以我自作主張的加上字幕啦!!
我也想看Rob好笑地換輪胎!!
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